I am the laziest person ever! I slept in today until THREE O CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON!!!!!!! Do you know how long that is??? That's 9 hours later than I wake up during the week...5 hours later than I wake up on the weekend! Think of all the time I wasted! I mean...it was retarded. I went downstairs, very ashamed, and started making my breakfast and lunch (Cinnamon Toast Crunch, two bowls, of course!). Someone said "We're going to church at 5:30 so be ready." I was like "Oh, OK." Like who cares? Which is normally how I am when I hear that, cuz it's usually around noon. But then I was like "HOLY CRAP!!!!" I havde two friggen hours until I leave!!! Whoa there! So I ate...took another shower (I took one around midnight last night....why? Because I am too lazy to wait for the sink water to heat up so I can wash my face, so I just jump in the shower. The water heats up faster, although I spend about 15 minutes more in the shower than the 2 minutes it takes me to wash my face.)...straightened my hair (It was a little messed up from the rain last night, and I didn't get it wet in the shower)...put on makeup...read PEOPLE magazine...and went to church. After that, Yoli, Morgan, Krtistina, and Ari went shopping with us girls. 8 people in a 7-seat van. lol

I think my mom is trying to hint at me that I look better w/out eyeliner. She told me I looked pretty a lot today. I wore practically no makeup...well...OK. I put on a lotta foundation. Maybe my skin just looked good. Sometimes it is better to look simple and natural...supposedly guys like that. Oh well. I don't. I hate famous people's makeup. It's soooooo plain! I mean, deck the eyes, guys! Be creative! Who gives a crap if your face is simple looking. Maybe your mouth wouldn't look so freakishly red if you put in some friggen eye makeup! You know who has a super ugly mouth? Cate Blanchet (sp?). Her mouth is gross. SHE is gross. She's just ugly. But not even half as bad as Renee Zellweger. EWWWWW! Pass me a pooper scooper cuz this girl looks like SHIT!

I was saying to somebody that most famous women aren't really even pretty. People only say they are cuz they are famous. I mean, if you saw them walkin' around the street and they were just normal people, you wouldn't think "She's pretty!". They're just regular ugly girls wearing way-too-expensive clothes and big sunglasses.

Speaking of way-too-expensive, I tried on some Juicy Couture jeans. They fit alright (I finally found my big number size--28. My regular number size is 7.), but they were a color of jeans that I already had (and was actually wearing in the store), so I was like Uhhh...nevermind... Plus, they had that oh-so-uuuuuugly rip and tear style. EW! Can we say STUPID??? if you want wrecked clothing, come to me. I'll cut them up so they look more "stylish" than those $100+ ones. And I'll have my dog crap on them for free, so you can have tear, wear, AND a stain on them--all for the low, low price of....actually, no. I will not help make those ugly things more popular.

Anyway, back to my shopping story. I was at Mission Valley. I do like that mall--more than Fashion, I think. We were planning on going to Fashion, but there were some closed roads, and it just would not have been worth it. We mostly hung out in Robinson's May. We sniffed perfumes, and I found out that nobody has good perfume-spraying aim besides me. Mouse kept spraying my fingers instead of my wrist. (IS SHE BLIND??) Mom and I looked at a bunch of charms. The young ones played with makeup, and I decided to sneak away and look upstairs in the teenager area...I tried on 3 different bikini sets. They were very cute. And I figured out what sozes to wear. When summer comes around, I'll know what to buy. Then I saw a bunch of jeans I liked that were only friggen $14.99! So I HAD TO check them out. But then one of the little people called me and said we were leaving, but I said to wait longer, and Mom gave me just 5 minutes. I also found a Dr. Pepper shirt (again--but it's a different one. It's blue! Yay! I need blue clothes.). So I tried on 3 pairs of jeans in about 2 seconds. The first one was Glow. It made my butt look huge (Obviously...since it's a JLo brand...dumbass). lol Then I tried on a size 5 Angel brand pair. It fit pretty well for a size lower than I usually wear (Mom and Yoli say it looks like I have lost weight again...mua ha ha ha), but the color looked too much like another pair I already have, so I decided it was a no. Then I tried on a pair (brand name forgotten) that was a color I didn't have yet and that I really liked, and they fit very nicely. So I bought them, along with the other Dr. Pepper shirt. Hehe. So yay! And I thought I had $20 on my RM card, but I really only had 60 cents! lol! I was like "Oh...uhh...nevermind then!" so I had to break some fives. Haha. OK, big deal. And I lost a dime. It cost me $30.70. Pretty good. But it's super lame when a goddamn SHIRT costs more than pants! Come on!

I saw a cute brown or green shirt that said "I dig you" and had a shovel on it. But it was a large, and kinda long. So I didn't get it. It woulda been only a few bucks...but...oh well. Not a big loss... I'm looking for shirts that say things like that on them. I need to advertise myself. Haha. I told Alyssa I really wanted to start making my own T-shirts. I should. Seriously. Why wait for some know-nothing company to make a cute shirt, when I can make one in a second by myself? I'm gonna take a trip to Wet Seal and buy some plain fitted tees and then find some cute logos or whatever online and then print them out on Iron-On paper and tadaaaah! It's a cute shirt!

It's too bad my red Dr. Pepper shirt ripped. My mom sewed it but the string was a really light color...ehh. So it is very obvious. I'm glad I have a second DP shirt. I should stop advertising brand names and start advertising stuff I actually like. What else would I promote?? Maybe Mr. Pibb, Round Table, Pizza Hut, Costco (LOL!!), Rally's, Carl's Jr. (with the cute little star!), Cocoa Puffs...etc. not Frosted Flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch...cuz...FF seem overdone and CTC is just...dumb. lol If I still liked those Swiss Cake Rolls, I'd ad those! Hahaha. But I would love to make a RT shirt. Their pizza is the best in the world. I'm gonna do it. Cuz, I mean, they HAVE t-shirts, but they're huge. So no. OOOH! I could ask for one anyway, for like, my Birthday, and then just sleep in it. Brilliant idea!! Yes...

So if I had woken up at 6:00 AM, this would be about......hmmm...5:20 PM. I would be eating dinner, then slipping back upstairs to play The Sims 2. Haha. How am i going to fall asleep??? I shouldn't have woken up at all today. I'd rather sleep for a whole day, cuz then I could stay up the whole day the next day. Heh...or not.

I will probably stay up until 3:00 AM. I can usually make myself tired when I've been up for 12 hours. I mean, I won't stay up less than 12 hours in a whole day. Then it's just a waste. I have 4 more hours to go...ugh...

OOH! Cheese!

I brought a cheese stick up here but I forgot about it and it was sitting next to me. Yummy...

--Ash

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