Who thought "articulation" meant movement??????? ARGH! So Snoop can't talk. But, oh my, he's flexible. F$#@ that!! His leg broke off!
That toy is CHEEEE-EEEAP!
But still kinda cool...he'll be better once I fix his poor leg. lol
Today is V-Day. I'm still miserably single. Don't try to cheer me up. Unless you're a guy who's cute. lol
That works...
Until I figure out that you still have an ugly girlfriend.
You could get someone sooooooooooooooooooooo much better.
Hello!
Me!!!!
Gosh...
Someday...!!!!
Anyway, Mommy gave me lots of cute makeup in a cute bag, a card holder I'd been thinking about often w/ a Chihuahua on it (lol), twenty bucks, a shirt (w/ Pooh 'n' it says "I love carbs"), a nice big Reese's heart, and lots of yummy candy. YAAAAY!!!
Happy day of romance, couples.
Doesn't life suck, singles?
Adios, guys...
--Sadly single Ash
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Name: Ashley D.
Age: 17 (but I can't drive)
Grade: 11
Occupation: Student
Wants to be: Artist, songwriter, author, director, psychiatrist, other things that do not require a college education
Family: Chihuahua named Cobi, Mom & Dad (Kathy & Mike), 2 younger sisters (Allison, 13, & Mouse, 11), chinchilla named Billy
School: West Hills
Former Elementary School: OLG
Status: Sadly single
Obsessed With: Michael Jackson, David Spade, Jeff Goldblum, Janet Jackson, Johnny Depp, Britney Spears, Card Captor Sakura (anime), Pembroke Welsh Corgis, and news about celebrities
Blah: 5'6". Straight dark brown hair. Green eyes. Somewhat shy. Dances when nobody's home. Sleeps in late. Complains and tries to give advice to everyone, but nobody pays attention. Watches TV too often to be healthy. Loves The Sims 2! Likes to laugh and talk to people.
RIGHT NOW
Date:
Time:
Feeling: 
Eating: nothing
Drinking: nothing
Listening to: "Me Against the Music" (Bloodshy and Avant's Chix Mix) by Britney Spears
PLAYLIST
“Get Right" by JLo
“When the Last Time" by Clipse ft. Pharrell
“Growing Pains" by Ludacris
“Culo" by Pitbull ft. Lil' Jon
“Do Somthin'" by Britney Spears
FAVORITES
Food: Pizza
Song: "Streetwalker" by Michael Jackson
Subject: US History (I hate the subject, but the class is very fun)
Animal: Cat
Musicians: Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, E-Type, Alice Deejay, The Beatles, Ludacris
Drinks: Vanilla Coke, Mr. Pibb, Dr. Pepper, NesQuik
Color: Grey
TV Shows: "Just Shoot Me!", "Nip/Tuck", "Desperate Housewives", "The Dead Zone", “Saturday Night Live”, “South Park”, "Best Week Ever", "Late Night with Conan O'Brien", "Degrassi", and anything on E! or VH1
Actors/Actresses: Jeff Goldblum, David Spade, Johnny Depp, Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Reese Witherspoon, Will Smith, Matthew Perry, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, and people from SNL! Yay!