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This week I found tons of sickening toilet sights. Please people, flush the toilet! We don't need a shit showcase every time we enter a stall. We don't wanna see it. And we don't like your piss on the seat. Wipe it up. You're not standing up when you go potty--right??

And, most importantly, when you have your period, don't put tampon wrappers in the toilet. It's gross. And close the little trash box in the stalls, please. We don't need to see that stuff. And if you're going to bleed to death in the toilet, please flush it on your own. Do you know how unbearably revolting it is to flush a toilet only to see a huge bubble of pure red blood BLOOP! to the top of the water and spin on down to the ocean? I almost threw up. That was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Please, you nasty bloody bitches, FLUSH THAT MOTHERF&$%#?@ TOILET!!!!!

OK, I needed to get that out. I've had a very disgusting time in the bathrooms this week. People are just stupid and gross.

Anyway, yesterday I went to Fashion Valley with Alyssa! It was super fun. She is a great person to shop with. Unlike SOME PEOPLE, she actually has stuff to say when we shop and it isn't just awkward depressing silence. We wandered around random places. Looked at Juicy stuff. Ate at the Crocodile Cafe. (Did that guy EVER pick up his freakin' tip??????) Got massages. Looked at shoes. Did other stuff. Went home. It was fun! I want to do it again. It was a great shopping experience. I am usually bored out of my mind when I shop with people. I always regret asking them to shop with me. But now I had a blast. I was amazed. Fun shopping with another person!? Wow. I thought it was impossible. But I guess it's not.

That's good. :)

I woke up around 7:00 AM today. Allison had her dumb radio on. Can she function without sound for once in her life???? It kept me awake forever. It was extremely irritating. Then they finally left for school.

One of Dad's friends is over, and Cobi barked his head off at him.

I just got up around 10:30-ish and ate some Cinnamon Toast Crunch (THE TASTE YOU CAN SEE!!) and read the Currents. The Pooch Cafe comic today cracked me up. I think it's hilarious. No idea why. I just died laughing. I cut it out to add to my collection for my binder. Which consists of--count it!--TWO comics! Yeah, TWO! i thought I had three...but...just two... I need to find some more funny comics or else I'll never do my collage.

--Ash

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